We are Ferenginar
"Once you have their money you never give it back."
"A woman wearing clothes is like a man in the kitchen."
"Always exaggerate your estimates."
"Nothing is more important than your health...except for your money."
"Keep your lies consistent."
"Ask not what you can do for your profits, but what your profits can do for you."
"There are many paths to profit."
"Enough...is never enough."
"Trust is the biggest liability of all."
"When it's good for business, tell the truth."
"Everything is for sale - even friendship."
"There's nothing wrong with charity... as long as it winds up in your pocket."
"Sell the sizzle, not the steak."
"Let others keep their reputation. You keep their money."
"A good lie is easier to believe than the truth."
"A wife is [a] luxury... a smart accountant a neccessity."
"A man is only worth the sum of his possessions."