Wednesday, August 6, 2025

The bullshit known as alligator Alcatraz

The very notion of "Alligator Alcatraz" offends me on pretty much every level. 

And yet, some people love the name because it's cute in some way. 

It starts at the top with the idiocy of rounding people up for no real reason (other than hatred of non-white people) and incarcerating them for petty reasons with no due process. All carried out by masked men who have been granted broad authority to harass and intimidate. And all of it in violation of the law. Not that anyone cares. 

But "Florida gonna Florida" and the governor decided he could be a darling of the administration and open a detention center (in spite of already having a few around south Florida that are questionable and in use) in a part of the Everglades. 

And things get weird from there, with him invoking some sort of emergency declaration, then using eminent domain to take some land from Miami-dade and collier counties without telling them, and proceeding with construction the very next day with barbed wire fences, and armed security telling citizens and elected officials to steer clear of the area. A violation of Florida and federal law. 

Various companies were contracted to build and secure the area, with no bid contracts handed to political supporters and with no written contracts. Again in violation of the law. 

And it was all paid for by raiding various disaster relief and general funds, without authorization and with no supervision. Again. Laws were broken. The estimate on spend was $500 million dollars. Which was taken from taxpayers overnight with no accountability. 

The governor plans to have 5,000 beds in this facility (and it's already at least partially full, we can't and don't know just how full because no one can inspect the site), and has some kind of handshake agreement with the federal government on costs to operate.  

They are expecting that the feds will pay $245 per bed, per night. Which is insane. The Ritz Carlton on Miami Beach is only slightly more, at $279 as a nightly rate. Except that it's on the beach, has AC and of course isn't a detention center. 

At the rate of $245 per night, that should be $1.25 million per day that will be recouped. So it should only take 18 months to make back the money he stole. Except of course you have to pay for guards, maintenance and food. So it will surely take 10x as long. Oh by the way the administration has already suggested they won't be paying!  So yeah. 

Oh and about the inability to inspect this site in any way. There are accusations of human rights abuses happening regularly. But no one can get in to see what's really going on. So human rights organizations - which regularly report on third world countries - can't see what's happening in our supposed first world country. 

And crass politicians say that's all okay because these are illegals who have broken the law and should somehow be treated poorly as a result. Even though some have legal status, and at least a few are citizens. 

Fuck all of this. 

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