Wednesday, October 18, 2023
Bitchin Dave's newsletter - October 17
Sunday, October 15, 2023
No storm warning for these hurricanes
Along came Howard Schnellenberger in the early 1980s, who guided the team to bigger things. They became the scrappy upstarts who upended college football. They beat powerhouse teams in their own stadiums, and capped it with a national championship at the end of the 1983 season.
They were on the map, and became a premier team for the next two decades.
They won five national championships, played in a few more, lost out in the pre-BCS era on voting in other years.
Everyone loved to hate them. And as a student at the university, it was hard not to get caught up in the hype.
I watched them play as often as I could over that span, and it was fun.
Then there was that weird game at the end of the 2002 season against Ohio State. In the 2nd OT, Ohio State failed on the last play - hey Miami won! Except … wait for it … there was a flag for pass interference a few moments later. Ohio State got another try and "won." That moment sticks with a lot of fans and we talk about it a lot.
Why? Probably because it was the last time Miami played an impactful game.
That was 22 seasons ago. Kids who are seniors on this years team either hadn't been born yet, or were infants.
The Hurricanes have struggled mightily since then. They have had some big games here and there. They have had a stretch at times where pundits say things like "is the U back?"
But here's the reality of it all. They have been through very many coaches. 8 if you include the guy who led the team in that 2002 season and stayed around for a few years. That's about 3 years per coach, on average. New guy says he wants to do away with whatever the last guy did and starts over. But he doesn't have instant success and is let go only to repeat the cycle.
And so here we are. Most seasons have been mediocre at best, and the overall win percentage is around 60% which isn't terrible, but isn't great either.
In that 22 year span, they missed bowl games 7 times. And their record in the other games is 4-11.
About 32% of the time, they didn't even qualify. Consider that it's an indicator of success to a point, since you have to win 6 games and not be on probation to play in one.
And 50% of the time, they lost.
So they won a bowl game 18% of those years. It's not like they played top tier teams. Typically bowl matchups are planned for teams that will be competitive and thus sell more tickets. And yet, they weren't competitive.
We're currently in year 2 of a new coach. Team started off well and won a big game against a quality opponent. They scored a lot, and played good defense. Maybe this could be something.
Then, last week, they faced a team (at home) who isn't very good. Miami was a huge favorite. They'd played terribly, but still almost eeked out a win, except for a coaching decision to run with less than 30 seconds left. The player fumbled and the defense gave up two long plays and a TD to lose the game. It was pathetic and the talk of sports media for the week. How can a team blow that?! It was the number one on the "not top 10"
But hey a loss happens sometimes, even it's embarrassing. There are still 7 weeks to play. Come out and play hard and smart the following week, and you can erase that from memory.
Last night, they played. Led at halftime. And then it was one little thing here. One little thing there. And suddenly they are down by 10. And then by more, and the team seemed to give up. Sure the final was "only" a ten point loss. But it was so much worse.
Why do I keep watching? Rooting for this team? They're terrible and have been terrible for a long time now.
They joined the Atlantic coast conference 18 years ago, with the hope that they could help some of the football programs get better. Which they did. But Miamis got worse.
Inconceivably, Miami has never won an ACC title. Heck they have only qualified for a title game one time - but they were on probation and couldn't play in the game.
I guess it's time to finally admit that they aren't even worth wasting time on anymore. This feeling comes every season, and when they start off hot, I get into it. And then every year around this time, I just throw my hands up and stop paying attention.
I think it's time I start the season throwing my hands up. There's really no point in wasting three hours and getting the emotional letdown that inevitably happens.
I'll do what I do with pretty much every other game in the college world. If it's close in the 4th quarter, I'll watch it. Otherwise I'll just check the box scores. And enjoy my Saturdays.
By the way, I had occasion to visit UMs campus recently and it was vastly different. Almost unrecognizable from when I was there 40 years ago. Much like the football team is unrecognizable.
Thanks for the memories, UM.
Tuesday, October 10, 2023
Bitchin Dave's Newsletter - October 10
Dave’s Musings
Last week, I mentioned that there's a desire to rapidly launch a rocket. It appears as though one of the rockets that was launched by Firefly may have punched a hole in the ionosphere. The interesting thing is that this may have happened with other launches as well. The questions are why this happened, and what the long term impact might be - especially if it happens frequently. | I always enjoy when science can unlock a mystery. In this case, there was a Babylonian tablet that was believed to be over 3,500 years old. But they were unable to decode it. Work continued until they had a breakthrough and determined that this tablet contained a table of entries that, essentially, explained trigonometry. And based on its age, that would mean the Babylonians had mastered trigonometry 1,500 years before the Greeks figured it out. |
Disney is in a tough spot. All their media platforms are struggling. Sports is expensive and not generating the returns they'd hope to see. Movies continue to disappoint. And theme park attendance remains down. Bob Iger this week said the company was in worse shape than he thought it was upon his return, and its a very uphill battle to get things right. And then there are the outside voices who have issues with the direction of the company. In particular, billionaire Nelson Peltz, who owns a substantial stake in the company and has strong opinions about it, is asking to be on the board of directors so he can influence what Disney does next. And the management may have little choice but to allow it to happen in order to correct course. There is much work to do going forward, and I think Disney will be making some pretty major changes in the coming months. | Right to repair laws are gaining traction in various states. As a reminder, car companies are trying hard to force consumers to only be able to repair vehicles by the dealer; they are are hoarding information on the computer info to make this happen. But now comes a new angle from the car manufacturers: the ability to repair. By making more fully integrated components, unibody construction, and other things that make parts "irreparable" they are trying to force consumers to simply buy another vehicle, and letting insurance companies eat the cost of a totalled vehicle. This certainly can't last, I'm sure the insurance groups will do what they can to change the course of this. |
Dave’s latest video | Here's the most popular video from my Lost & Found series: John Lennon & the Lost Weekend. https://youtu.be/hm8tDZj120U |
Tuesday, October 3, 2023
Bitchin Dave's Newsletter - October 3
Dave’s Musings
The company Firefly has been working with the US Military to create a "rapid response" launch program. They started 2 years ago with a go for launch, and were able to turn around and liftoff within 21 days. Around 2 months ago, they were able to get from the go to actual launch within 24 hours. Unfortunately, the launch was not successful, so there are still kinks to iron out. But you have to love the sense of purpose. Finally, a week or so ago, they did launch, but there are new concerns about the launch process, the cost, etc. But those things may work themselves out. The pace is staggering, but considering current technology and having rockets literally at the ready, it makes some amount of sense. You can read more here: | I remember being in school in the 1970s and hearing about advancements in Science. We saw plenty of films on topics that ran the gamut. One particular subject was about cloud seeding to provide rain and "control the weather." Films we saw were like this one: And here we are in 2023, and there are climate conditions that are impacting everything. And so what's old is new again, and they are talking about cloud seeding in Utah at ski resorts. I am a bit skeptical of their claims (3% - 10% more snow compared to ... what?) and their methods (atomize something and heat it ... how exactly?), but I am willing to see what happens. It appears to be mostly environmentally harmless activity. And of course there has been 60 years of research into it. So maybe it will help in some way. But then again, maybe this magic rock will cause more snow to fall this year! |
ESPN, being one of the first neworks to produce content that people wanted to see, made a deal with every cable provider to be included in a "base cable package" for $4 per subscriber. It was nearly twice the amount that any other network charged and a huge windfall for ESPN. Disney purchased ESPN years ago, knowing this was a generous revenue stream. But then came the idea people going without traditional cable TV and going to streaming services. Disney is trying to figure out how to reposition themselves for profitability. For ESPN, one idea is to allow people to subscribe to a streaming ESPN service. Their proposed price point? $23. I can't decide if that's good business or just greed. | Vox has an interesting take on Facebook account hacks. They suggest that these unending hacks are sometimes an attempt extort money from users, or take any payment methods stored. But more often, these account takeovers are to used to establish some "legitimacy" for crypto scams. The hacked users have longer tenure, more history, and some personal info that the hackers use to set up accounts to move money. And of course to solicit others to try and get rich too. Who knew there was a whole black market for stolen Meta/Facebook accounts? |
Dave’s latest video | Here's a mostly unknown story about the history of Boca Raton: The Boca Raton army air field. 100,000 people training to fly - and learning to use radar |